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Joke of the Day

"A guy named Michael was rushed to the emergency room one night and had to have heart surgery.. I guess you could say it was open Mike night."

"TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg."

"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"

"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"

"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."

"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"

"What did the terrorist say when he woke up? It was Allah dream."

"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."

"Uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh Me, Rap battling"

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."