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Joke of the Day

"I tried searching on Google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy'. It told me 'This Page Cannot Be Found'."

"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"

"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."

"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"You know how you can tell that your wife is a slob? When you go to piss in the sink and it's still full of dirty dishes"

"So a guy walks in on his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. ""SICK!"" he said. ""I was going to eat that.... Now it's going to taste like cucumber."""

"Rick Astley will give you all of his Disney movies. But he is never gonna give you Up"

"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."

"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"