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Joke of the Day
"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"
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"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"
"It's hard to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac... because they're always taking things literally."
"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."
"Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one."
"How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck."
"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"
"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. **It was riveting!**"
"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"