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Joke of the Day
"When is Jesse Jackson going to notice how segregated Neopolitan ice cream is?"
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"I thought I really understood what I was thinking, and then I spoke."
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"Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
"Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes but don't spread it around."
"Why shouldn't you drink at a math party? Because you shouldn't drink and derive."
"I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge."
"Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's."
"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"
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