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Joke of the Day
"origami is a great idea on paper, but in reality folding a swan will kill it."
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"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."
"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."
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"What does a pickle use to make bread? Dill Dough."
"Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. Note to self, stop saying that pickup lines to the girls in wheelchairs."