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Joke of the Day

"What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate? You make me hard"

"I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed."

"Did you hear the one about the gay man on the patch? Word is he's down to about four butts a day."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"

"Know what OBGYN stands for? OBGYN: Oh Boy! Got You Naked!"

"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""

"Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb."

"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."

"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."