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Joke of the Day
"Just signed up to study abroad I heard she has absolute cans."
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"Just got a houseplant. Can't wait til it grows a house."
"Not only is it daylight savings time today, but also Int'l Women's Day. Because apparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been just a bit much."
"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."
"What's up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane."
"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."
"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."
"""Don't move or she's dead"" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing."
"SCIENCE!!! Hey reddit, are you a 10 on the pH scale? Because you're pretty basic. ^^^^^jk ^^^^^dont ^^^^^kill ^^^^^me"
"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."