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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."

"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."

"9/11 joke Knock, knock. Who's there? Nine-eleven. Nine-eleven who? You said you'd never forget...."

"Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch."

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"

"It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do."

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind"