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Joke of the Day
"I don't think gymnasts know how clearly we can see their genitals"
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"My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds."
"If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be...... Vulva-sore"
"My girlfriend and I decided we aren't ready for a baby yet, so I double-bagged it. It worked; babies cannot breath through two layers of plastic shopping bag."
"I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it I saw it with my own eyes"
"[Baby crying in a movie theater] Me: ""What's his name?"" Parent: ""Ethan."" Me: ""The movie's starting, Ethan."""
"How did Kurt Cobain die? With a Cobang"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."
"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."
"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."