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Joke of the Day

"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."

"free toilet paper samples at sams club today. everyones wiping their slopped up holes in the middle of the aisle. its disgusting"

"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"

"What's mostly red and has 2 legs? Half of a cat."

"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"

"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."

"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gagging/Choking sound*"

"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."

"Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"