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Joke of the Day

"Looking up at his wife, he asked, ""Honey, Do I have trouble making up my own mind?"""

"Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out? On the Yeast Side."

"Two flies were sitting on a piece of poo. One farted. The other said 'do you mind? I'm eating.'"

"Me: I'm going across the street to get a beer. Priest: You can't bring a beer in here. This is a church. Me: I can if it's in my stomach."

"If you never say ""FUCK IT"" before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this..."

"A man trying to scam people into buying land in space was baffled when it didnt work. . . His sign read: 'SPACE AVAILABLE'"

"I once went five years without having sex then I turned six and my uncle raped me"

"I invented a new joke I invented a new word. Plagiarism. EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."

"My uncle was a fiend for oral and older women. We called him the aunteater"

"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."