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Joke of the Day

"What do tou get when you cross a Rooster and a Cat Sex"

"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."

"The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth."

"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."

"Sometimes I walk up to a plant and exhale carbon dioxide all over it. Did I save its life? Maybe. Am I a hero? That's for history to decide."

"HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture."

"there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now"

"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."

"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"

"Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!"