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Joke of the Day

"I like to stay at the nude beach all day, or at least until clothing time."

"What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus? I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton."

"God's Gift Difference between talent and god's gift: A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject. -This is talent. A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject. -This is god's gift."

"Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, ""so what should we do tonight?"" He says, ""how about 69?"" She says, ""beef and broccoli? At this hour?"""

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"

"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."

"If I were a rapper I'd go by the name of lay-Z. Wouldn't release a single track."

"Instead of sending an ""e-card,"" why not swing by & fart in my mouth?"

"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"