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Joke of the Day
"A blowjob makes your day, but anal makes your hole weak."
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"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"
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"Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina"
"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""
"I used to love your updates. Then you pissed me off, and now your updates piss me off too."
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