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Joke of the Day
"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."
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"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"
"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
"What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?"
"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."
"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."
"I wonder if flies ever think, ""I bet I could get this guy to slap himself in the face."" Because they'd be right."
"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"
"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"