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Joke of the Day
"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."
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"Glue Sticks... I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks.""I thought, ""No shit."""
"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."
"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"
"How could you be pregnant!?!?!?!?! I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!"
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"
"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"
"In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say ""you've got mail"". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998."
"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."