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Joke of the Day
"What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack? Nice"
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"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."
"What was written on the UNIX user's doormat? ""There's no place like cd ~"""
"Sometimes I tell my And I laugh at them."
"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"
"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."
"People always freak out when I start playing their kid like a bass. It's like chill, you can play him like a bass too once I finish the song"
"What do you call a person who sexually identifies as a Xenomorph? An alie-kin"
"Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do"