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Joke of the Day
"What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack? Nice"
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"Girl at bar: My kids are my world!! Me: Then why are you out drinking??"
"A plane full of redditors crashed... Is an impossible statement because a plane full of redditors wouldn't even be able to take off in the first place."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."
"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers"
"A bunch of kids took their mom's sisters to an EDM festival. It was all aunts and aunts and aunts and aunts and aunts..."
"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."
"Why did moses break his glasses in half? He wanted to part his sees."
"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."
"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters."