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Joke of the Day

"My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady."

"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."

"just like how Magma doesnt become Lava until it comes out of a volcano, its not poop until it comes out of the ass. before its out its pizza"

"I'm having one of those days where I feel like the single soggy onion ring that somehow made it into an order of french fries."

"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin"

"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"

"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."

"What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig? A French pig goes, ""Oui! Oui! Oui!"" all the way home."

"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."

"What is E.T short for? Because he has little legs."