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Joke of the Day
"I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, ""Nope. I'd rather stay out here."""
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"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"
"How many Emos does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter because there is no light, only dark."
"So i recently came over my ex... Hit her right in the eye! Sorry."
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?"
"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."
"On a microwave, typing in 90 gives you a longer cooking time than typing in 100. MIND BLOWN"
"When the Paris attacks occured, did anyone think to call Ja Rule for some answers?"
"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."