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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"A black guy willing to hold a frisbee, smile and sit on some grass with white kids can make a career out of appearing in college brochures."

"Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime"

"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."

"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."

"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."

"Me: I won't be in due to a VOLCANO Boss: ..we live, in Florida..? Me: IRRELEVANT Boss: Me: *opens 3rd bottle of vodka, puts on arm floaties*"

"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."

"What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh"