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Joke of the Day

"Riffing off u/Mc237269's joke: What do Donald Trump & the Galaxy Note 7 have in common? Push any button then watch the explosion."

"Her heart was in the right place.. In her chest to the left"

"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""

"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"

"My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum."

"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"

"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."

"""GIVE IT TO ME"" she yelled ""Oh my God I'm so wet!!"" She could scream all she wants I was keeping the umbrella"

"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"

"Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die"