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Joke of the Day
"90s Kids won't get this............ Social Security Benefits."
Next Joke
"I masturbated in the shower... I just wanted to come clean. Came up with this earlier, I guess it could've been relevant in /r/showerthoughts"
"There was a king with three cups. He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third."
"The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter."
"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"
"Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay?"
"What is the toughest religion to get into? The Difficult."
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!"
"Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town."
"Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright."