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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !"
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"Funny how shampoo bottles weigh like, 2 pounds in real life, but when dropped in the shower they turn into a meteor."
"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."
"I don't like adulting... ...just kidding."
"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"
"What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)"
"Is your refrigerator running? You probably didn't notice because you were too busy looking for reposts"
"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."