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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)"

"Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list."

"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."

"Why didn't anyone believe the transsexual's confession? It was a case of 'he said, she said'"

"If you drop a peanut in a shag rug forget it, let it go."

"Scientists have recently created a new hybrid by mating a male donkey and a female deer. It isn't very beautiful, but that ass doe"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who think it's binary."

"Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!"

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water."