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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)"

"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""

"My neighbour wrongly accused me of property theft. I didn't take a fence."

"What's your favorite word? 5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel."

"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."

"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"

"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

"""You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her."" ""We're still married, Grandma."" ""She's such a lovely girl."""

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