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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Google is a male? Because it knows everything."
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"Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it."
"""Bedroom"" is an anagram of ""Boredom"" I found that out while I was having sex with my wife"
"Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it."
"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."
"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."
"Every time Mila Kunis comes on my TV I do too"
"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a Vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."
"Woman driver is like a star on the sky You see her, she doesn't see you."