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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bears get jobs in Australia? They don't have the right koalfications!"
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"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray."
"What article of clothing is round and rubbery? Attire."
"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."
"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"
"Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters? They call themselves Hummas."
"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"How do you know if you're sitting in a gay bar? If someone comes up behind you and offers to push your stool in"
"Bad news from the doctor... Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law? Doctor: I have some bad news. Men: We can take her home, right? Doctor: Yes"