139630
Joke of the Day
"Getting older is like being in a prison shower You try to bend over as little as possible."
Next Joke
"Rosetta Stone should make software for whatever valley girl language my 16-year old stepdaughter speaks."
"What do you call a porn star who only does anal when she's drunk? Mullet. Business in the front and outdated by today's standards in the rear"
"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"
"Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions"
"Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley... one was a-salted"
"This guy at my school has eight zits on his face. We call him octo pus."
"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"
"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""
"the 80 year old lady paying w/ exact change and coupons behind me in line is pissed bc the credit card chip reader is taking too long"