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Joke of the Day

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe word."

"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"

"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"

"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"

"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."

"Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish."

"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."

"I think the government caused all the snow in the South Cause I'm Snowden"