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"The best thing about Twitter & Instagram is that every girl finally gets to be a princess, or a _princess, or even a prin_cess."
"This presentation was so boring I slept through most of it. I guess public speaking just isn't my thing."
"What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty"
"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."
"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."
"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"
"What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman."
"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."
"I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared."