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Joke of the Day
"I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side."
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"When you go to the dentist, Reddit... Don't cheetohn your diet!"
"What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine."
"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"
"One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."
"[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex ""Seems unsanitary to me"" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*"
"Use 'discount' in a sentence. Teacher: Johnny, please use ""discount"" in a sentence. Johnny: Yes ma'am, ""Does discount as a sentence?"""
"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."
"I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree... I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van."
"This just in! You read this"