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Joke of the Day
"It's no fun when someone you're ignoring ignores you back."
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"A woman recently got breast implants made from oak wood. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline, Wooden tit?"
"What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement."
"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"
"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"
"Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder. He never even tried to take me camping, I'm not even good enough to kill."
"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"another bar joke a neutron walks into a bar and asks ' how much for a drink ' the bartender replies ' for you, no charge'"
"Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy? Because it was screwed up!"