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Joke of the Day

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day... Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate."

"What type of bees make milk? Boo bees"

"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines..."

"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"

"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem... [car horn] He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sound effect."

"How do cows multiply? With cowculators!"

"What do you call Batman when he skips out on church? Christian Bale."

"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my chest"

"The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees."