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Joke of the Day

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."

"Old but Gold. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese."

"I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool."

"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike"

"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"

"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."

"I've decided to sell my hoover... well, well, it was just collecting dust."

"My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. But no one was around to hear it..."