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Joke of the Day

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""Do you serve food here?"" The bartender replies, ""No."" So the ham sandwich walks out."

"Teachers in school told me I wouldn't amount to anything, now i'm laughing all the way to the bank... To dispute my most recent overdraft fee"

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"

"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."

"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."

"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."

"Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window."

"I painted my computer black... in hopes it would run faster"

"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"