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Joke of the Day

"It's my dream to take a stretch limo to a drive thru, pay at the first window & pick up my food at the second window without moving my car."

"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'"

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"

"Q. ""Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"" A. ""Because sheep would be too obvious"""

"What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit in your bum. Soviet made bum buzzer."

"What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?"

"What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa"

"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I dunno how they got in there."