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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the gay guy cross the road? He had to go straight."
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"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."
"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."
"Mom u can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang"
"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."
"Just landed my dream job of ""before"" picture"
"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."
"What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A windshield viper."
"Google Instant is like a 'funny' friend who ruins your anecdotes. ""So I walked in and I saw..."" ""Geoff capes! An egg! Ghandi!""LET ME FINISH."
"Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out."