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Joke of the Day
"What does a dog do, that a man steps into. Pants."
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"When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8... Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'..."
"My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off"
"Why was the Formica factory so inefficient? Everything they did was counter productive."
"Roger Goodell"
"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"
"{Prison Diary Day 7} Nobody is respecting the Swear Jar"