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Joke of the Day

"What file archiver do Tigers use? Win-Rawr."

"A few redditors wake up in hell. A few less reposts."

"Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was."

"I was going to get a face-lift but I thought about my health and went for face-stairs instead"

"I renamed my iPod to Titanic... it's syncing now!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because It wanted to come before the egg."

"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"

"I was talking to a record producer at the urinals and now I've got a number 1 on my hands"

"Did you guys hear that the hadron accelerator exploded? It was mass murder."

"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."