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Joke of the Day
"I just want free gold. But what would i use it for teehee"
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"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""
"I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning. It was an oversight."
"What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself."
"I think Sandra Bullock chooses movies based solely on the number of times she can say ""Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"""
"What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul"
"MBA: A course that teaches you, how the world is financially screwing you over while financial screwing you over"
"And that's how the fight started My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started...."