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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."

"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"

"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."

"[interview] Any questions? ""Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?"" No about working here ""Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"""

"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."

"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"

"What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican."

"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."

"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."

"Q: Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark? A: Their match wouldn't light."