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Joke of the Day
"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"
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"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
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"I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die."
"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"
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