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Joke of the Day

"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"

"I hate pillow talk when I sleep alone. It just gets me down."

"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."

"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"

"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."

"A tornado is a lot like having an affair. At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house."

"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."

"I hear all these Trump supporters saying they support him because he speaks his mind. Well you know who else speaks his mind? My 4 year old."

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was She Said If She Told Me It Would Defeat The Purpose."

"What's white and sticky? What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds? . The second coming of the Lord"