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Joke of the Day
"Elmer Fudd knew how to deal with a duck face."
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"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"
"Hey girl... Is your ph above 7? Cuz you're basic as fuck"
"My drinking team has a bowling problem."
"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job."
"My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we'll try butt stuff........ * Please DON'T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary....."
"Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: ""Wow. I helped them make quota."""
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin."