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Joke of the Day
"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."
Next Joke
"I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All."
"It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again."
"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais."
"I'll be shaking hands with business people in front of a globe today if any stock photographers want to make some easy cash."
"Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid."
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"Confusious say, when one man fishes in another man's well... ...he is likely to catch crabs."