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Joke of the Day

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded. What in the hell do they put in butterflys?"

"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."

"Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: ""I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"""

"what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels."

"What's 1+1? More than one!"

"The hour I lose from daylight savings time will now be multiplied by 6 as I try to change the time on the clock in my car."

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."

"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"

"Lois: ""I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight"" Clark: *lowers glasses* ""More like Fat- Lois: ""Oh my god it's Superman"""