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Joke of the Day

"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."

"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."

"You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone."

"I like to make a sandwich with just cucumbers and pickles... I call it the Before and After"

"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."

"Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. ""if I ever stop hating girls"" said one to the other ""I think I'll stop hating her first."""

"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."

"Ducks are the best animals to tell jokes. They always quack me up"

"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."

"Where do gay midgets come out from? The cabinet."