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Joke of the Day

"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."

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"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"
"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."
"Me: I got my YOLO tattoo covered up GF: Good. I told you it was just a stupid fad Me: I know GF: What'd you get? Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."
"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"
"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"
"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."
"What's red and smells like blue paint?... Red paint."