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Joke of the Day

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."

"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."

"If you've never had diarrhea from drinking Jack Daniels... then you don't know Jack shits."

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? ""Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos."" My friend just posted this to Facebook :)"

"John Lennon: Imagine all the people Me: Ok but this is extremely boring"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Many think it be 'r' but in fact it be the 'c'"

"One thing is for sure about people who want to do Bono. They want to screw U2. I'll show myself out..."

"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""

"What does a pescatarian librarian eat when they're hungry for a little snack? Microfiche."