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Joke of the Day

"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a lentil on my face last night."

"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""

"Three people having sex is called a threesome, and four people having sex is called a foursome. I guess that's why everyone calls me handsome!"

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman? You have to drop the bomb twice."

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."

"I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"FYI wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you masturbating doesn't work."

"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."

"What do poor people have, rich people want? And if you eat it you die. It's nothing"