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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait"

"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."

"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"

"Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary."

"I broke up with my girlfriend over religious beliefs She didn't believe I was god. (Credit: Artie Lange)"

"Best place to hide something nobody will see? Page two of Google"

"Please don't make me say Worcestershire out loud."

"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags."

"Pro Tip Jehovah's Witnesses will do anything to talk to you, including your dishes and laundry Try it"