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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait"
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"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"
"So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus"
"Some people say they have a hamster on a wheel in their head. I have 4 squirrels fighting over an acorn."
"What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of ""shirt"""
"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"
"ME: [sitting in kitchen writing out bills] SON: I lost a tooth. I'm gonna leave it under my pillow tonight. ME: I'd wait until next week."
"You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line."
"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."
"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."