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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Trumps plan for Mexicans [Removed]"

"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"

"Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone."

"Do you want to know how to keep a dummy intrigued? I'll tweet it tomorrow."

"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."

"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"

"Political joke Donald Trump"

"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."

"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."