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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, Tiger is back in a bit of form. I wonder what her name is?"
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"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."
"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."
"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
"2 scientists enter a bar... The first scientist asks the bartender : ""H2O please"" and drinks his water. The second scientist asks : ""H2O too please"", drinks it and dies."
"It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars."
"[solicitor reading my will] ""He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose], He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard""."
"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch 'em all!"
"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."