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Joke of the Day
"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch 'em all!"
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"Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim."
"Next time you're in the changing room and sales person asks if you need anything, just say ""Yes, can I get some toilet paper?"""
"Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water? An egg in a duck."
"Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why are you thirsty? Diner: No I want to see if my neck leaks."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."
"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."
"How do you get out of a Russian prison? You have Vladmir Putin a word for you."
"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""